Lucy Edna Sexual Massage ❤️❤️❤️

About Dallas

So, I’m thinkin’, sexual-massage, it’s sneaky, real sneaky. You don’t expect it to hit that hard, but it does—huge impact! Little known fact, ok? Back in ancient Rome, emperors got these rubdowns, sensual stuff, kept it hush-hush, elites only. Blows my mind—thousands of years, same trick, still works! I got mad once, some loser said it’s “just a massage”—no, dummy, it’s art, pure art, ok? Makes me happy tho, real happy—feelin’ like a king, who wouldn’t? Surprised me too, first time, didn’t expect the—uh—*release*, ya know?

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"Before I was married I trained to be and worked as a masseuse. I'm going to give you a very special massage. But you have to trust me and do exactly as I say.

To sum, Edna (us) is odd. It's vibrant, messy, brilliant. I spill my personal quirks everywhere. No scripted lines. If you stroll through Frugal, Broadwash, or Eastside – remember: "Everyone will be happy when they find out" is just a load of bollocks. Enjoy the chaos, have a pint, and see the irony for yourself. Cheers, mate.

Elaine Edna Schmidt