Mari Edmonds Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About San Antonio

Lemme paint ya a picture - dark alleys, neon lights flickerin’, and there’s this bird, right, all sass and curves, smokin’ a cig like she owns the joint. Reminds me of that line, “This is how we do it in the CIA” - ‘cept it’s more “This is how we do it on the corner!” Ha! She’s got guts, struttin’ like that, dodgin’ coppers and creeps. Respect, babe, respect!

Family Tree of Ethelda (Hooker) Edmonds

Mistress gives it to you good, a nice exhibit of My legendary whore-hole fucking. www.facebook.com

so the downtown is all chill. i stroll along Ocean Ave—seriously, it's like a runway for your soul. i pop in and outta cool little shops and cafes. my fave? this wacky massage parlor near 4th and Main—its scent is like magic (or like that scene in Holy Motors when he screams “oh my life!” but, ugh, i dig it). it's a blast and weird, and i sometimes get all teary cuz of the happy good vibes, ya know?

Edmonds Senior Center Thrift Store to open new showroom April 17