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Heya, pal! So, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout whores—D’oh!—and lemme tell ya, as a Consumption Psychologist, I got thots. Not THOSE thots, ya perv, I mean thoughts! Whores, man, they’re like the ultimate impulse buy, right? Like when ya see a shiny donut in the shop—Mmm… donuts—and ya just gotta have it, no questions asked. That’s the vibe I get, watchin’ how folks act around ‘em. It’s all bout that instant gratification, like Bob Harris in “Lost in Translation” chasin’ somethin’ he can’t even name.

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"Half-intellectual, half-media whore, (and all-man), Mike Edison takes you on the last roller coaster ride through the American counter-culture. Buckle up.

Oh, and lemme tell ya about the secret bit – there’s this alley near Oak Tree that leads to a hidden speakeasy! Not many know ‘bout it, but I do. It’s grungy, kinda sketchy, but full of stories, like whispers of old romances and wild nights. Felt like a scene outta “Before Sunset” when we were lost, talking life, dreams, and all that jazz.

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