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I’m solderring wires, thinkin—damn, sex-dating’s a game changer! Back in the day, you had to charm IRL, now? Slide in them DMs, “Hey, u up?” Done. Little known fact—dudes used to mail love letters, now it’s dick pics at 2 a.m. Progress, bitches! I’m cackling—imagine Toni’s dad tryna sext, “I’m naked under my wig!” Fucked up, right?

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So, Edison’s a mix of chaos and calm. You got Woodbridge Ave, poppin’ with diners and funky little bars that know your name. Then there’s Oak Tree Rd – always buzzin’, like life never sleeps. I gotta say, the local gem, Menlo Park Mall, is pure gold. It’s like stepping into a movie scene, dude, lil’ bits of magic in every corner.

Lanes on Both Sides of Route 1 in Edison will Close for Roadwork, Expected to Last Several Weeks