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Found her, tho—total surprise. Smelled like cheap rose perfume, but real. Little fact for ya—back in old China, courtesans used scents to signal rank. She’s chattin’ me up, I’m laughin’—she’s got sass! Said, “I don’t do discounts, genius.” Cracked me up, man! Felt like Jen Yu—wild, untamed, “I am the invincible sword goddess!” Exaggeratin’ a bit, sure—she wasn’t *that* fierce, but damn close.

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Bloomington detectives recently discovered a prostitution ring that had been using apartments in Edina, as well as Richfield, for business.

Now, talk about parks – Holy hell, Edina’s got them in spades. Edina Greenbelt is a must. I once had a rom-com moment there – yeah, right in the middle of all that manicured grass and serene lakes – though, honestly, it’s more chaotic than a Wes Anderson dinner party gone wrong. And if you love a bit of history mixed with weird nature vibes, check out Hale, no, wait – not Hale – I mean Har Mar. Nah, scratch that, I'm mixing it up. Just trust me when I say, take a stroll near the Minnehaha Creek junction… oh wait, wrong state, mate! But here's the thing: our little Edina rivers, like Birch Creek, are hidden gems.

Police: Man who pulled gun in Edina hospital was arrested about hour later at home 28 miles away