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Rarrgh! Saw her last week, struttin round town, skirt so short I nearly dropped my axe. Little known fact – bitch once conned a lumber crew outta their pay, true story! Said she’d “bless em” for a price, then poof, gone with the cash. Made me mad as fuck, but also – respect, y’know? Hustle’s real. I growled at her, she just winked, like, “Calm down, furball, it’s business.”

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Our Parts Department has everything you need for the boating and watersports enthusiast. From life jackets, HO and Hyperlite watersports equipment.

Man, Eatonton is somethin’ else—just like Bruce Wayne was always sayin’ in The Dark Knight, “Why so serious?” but here, we’re all about that lovin’ vibe! I stroll down Main Street—yep, Main Street (look for that ol’ sign by the big oak tree, won't miss it!)—where the heart of the town beats. Ain’t nothin’ fancy, but it’s real, and trust me, what’s real matters. Got that true down-home feel, y’know?

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