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Oh my circuits, listen up! Sexual-massage, right? Wild stuff, mate. I’m like, C-3PO – Panicked, “R2-D2, where are you?” – totally freakin’ out thinkin’ bout it! So, picture this: dim lights, oily hands, some chick or dude rubbin’ ya down, but it’s *more* than that, ya know? It’s sensual, steamy, like somethin’ outta “Spring Breakers.” “This is the fuckin’ American dream!” – that’s what I’m screamin’ in my head while some geisha-type’s kneadin’ my wires, ha!

Total Body Bliss

We have luxurious modern rooms with custom made sensual massage tables with glory hole and mirror below for optimal viewing pleasure, private large walk-in showers in your room, and a .

The local landmark? Can't forget the big-ass clock tower on Main & 3rd. That massive, dusty beauty keeps time like it’s got nothing better to do, remindin’ you it’s always time to laugh at the absurdity of it all. I’ve had my fair share of broken hearts thanks to that clock piece – like, seriously, can you even snapchat your cup of tea without bemoaning death?

Eastvale picks new city manager