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About San Jose

I was happy at first—stress gone, shoulders loose. Then, whoa, surprise! Things got *too* friendly—kinda pissed me off. “This ain’t in the coupon!” I yelled in my head. Reminded me of “Caché”—“What’s hidden here?”—all mysterious and crap. Felt like a secret I didn’t sign up for! Pro tip: ask upfront what’s included, or you’re in for a shock, buddy! Some places even got secret menus—shadier than Mr. Burns’ basement.

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We have luxurious modern rooms with custom made sensual massage tables with glory hole and mirror below for optimal viewing pleasure, private large walk-in showers in your room, and a .

The local landmark? Can't forget the big-ass clock tower on Main & 3rd. That massive, dusty beauty keeps time like it’s got nothing better to do, remindin’ you it’s always time to laugh at the absurdity of it all. I’ve had my fair share of broken hearts thanks to that clock piece – like, seriously, can you even snapchat your cup of tea without bemoaning death?

What you can get at Cassidy’s Corner Cafe in Eastvale