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Here I am, mates, David Attenborough style, narrating the wild jungle of sex-dating—calmly, rhythmic, like I’m whisperin’ about lions matin’ on the savannah. Sex-dating, yeah, it’s a beast, innit? A chaotic dance of hormones and Wi-Fi signals. Picture this: lonely humans, swipin’ right, chasin’ that spark, like Zuckerberg in *The Social Network*— “You don’t get to 500 million friends without makin’ a few enemies.” Except here, it’s 500 million matches, and half of ‘em ghost ya!

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You'll be surprised to find out there are Eastvale girls seeking naughty dating rather than some serious relationships with commitment and responsibilities.

Now, being a dating app dev in a town chock-full of mismatches, I end up noticing all the ridiculous small stuff. One day, I caught two strangers arguing over a parking spot on Tudor Ave – like, CUP a parking spot? Pure madness but also, you bet it's poetic. And the irony, my friend, is that every crazy event feels like a scene out of “The Gleaners and I”, as if life here is a film where everything is fleeting, but every moment’s a gem.

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