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Precious, we hates it! Sex-dating, nasty business, eh? Swipin’ left, right, like fools we does! Watched “The Great Beauty” again last night—Gambardella, he gets it, “I’m a nobody,” he says. Life’s a mess, and sex-dating? Worse! All them profiles, fake smiles, ugh—makes me wanna claw me eyes out! Met this one lass, said she’s “adventurous,” ha! Adventurous my hairy foot—wanted dinner, then ghosted me! We hates it! All them filters, tricksy lies, “Look at me, so pretty!”—nah, mate, you’re a catfish!

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Man, I'm a family psychologist, so I notice the vibes. You ever see how neighbors in the quiet cul-de-sac near Willow Lane just greet you with a nod? Makes me think of trust. I recall one time, talkin' with Mrs. Jenkins on Riverbend Drive near the roaring Eastlake River, she said, "Fool me once, shame on me—err, I mean, fool me once, shame on you!" It summed up how we all gotta give life a second chance.

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