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Aight, listen up, you filthy hippies! Sexual-massage, huh? I’m Eric Cartman, the forester, and I’m gonna tell ya what I think, so respect my authoritah! This ain’t no fancy crap—it’s hands on, slippery, and damn intense. Like, ya got some chick or dude rubbin’ ya down with oil, makin’ ya feel all tingly and shit. I saw this one time, some shady parlor in South Park, dude walks in all stiff, comes out smilin’ like he won the lottery. Made me happy, sure, but also pissed me off—why ain’t I gettin’ that action, huh?!

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Down on Main Street, right by Market and Thornton, there's that little diner where I grab my morning joe. The folks there, they’re real genuine, real talkin’. Man, sometimes I reminisce, “I drink your milkshake” but in a fun kinda way, ‘cause that line just gets stuck in my head every time I pass by.

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