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So, I tried them apps—swipin’ left, right, goin’ nuts. Met this gal once, real firecracker—thought she was “the one.” Turns out, she just wanted a quick hookup! Made me madder’n a wet hen—c’mon, man, be upfront! But then, I laughed—ain’t that the game? Sex-dating’s like fishin’ in shallow water—lots of nibbles, no keepers.

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TOTALS: 1 act of casual sex; 1 act of marathon ex-sex; 2 acts of fellatio; 1 act of reluctant cunnilingus; 1 thwarted attempt at.

Man, you gotta chill at Tompkins Square Park. It’s tiny, but it packs a punch – multicultural chill spot, filled with picnics, art, and street musicians. I was sittin’ there one sunny day when a stray dog (awww) came up sniffin’ for treats, and I was like, “I’ll be back!” I mean, seriously, it was dumbly adorable, ya know? That’s real life, real raw, just like in Spotlight, where the truth shines, make no mistake.

Rai Rai Ken, longtime East Village ramen shop, has closed