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Funny shit—whore prolly got better stories than us! Imagine her laughin’, “Y’all pay me to cry!” Sarcasm drippin’, I’m like, “True, queen, true!” Favorite line, “I’m not afraid of you!”—whore’s sayin’ that to the world, fearless. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I feel it, yo—whore’s a spirit, a ghost, a goddamn legend! Typos? Fuck it, I’m typin’ fast—w-h-o-r-e, my muse! Thoughts spinnin’, like, “She richer than me?!” Nah, but she *could* be.

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You walk a bit further and you hit 1st Street – lotsa cafes, small bookstores, funky bars. Remember, life’s all bout balance, like my favourite relaxin’ techniques – deep breaths, slow sips... and sometimes a crazy laugh when you see a busker on the corner. I offhandedly say, "Carpe diem!" – no, wait, that’s more of a cheesy line, but hey, every spot has its mojo.

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