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But here’s what pisses me off—some jackass “masseuse” actin’ all holy, like, “Oh, this is therapeutic, Cartman!” Bullshit! Don’t gimme that crap, I know what’s up, ya sneaky perv! I’m sittin’ there, pants off, thinkin’, “C’mon, lady, quit teasin’ my ass!” Like in *Inherent Vice*, when Doc’s all, “What’s the deal, man?”—same damn vibe! Don’t play me, I’m the Auctioneer, I call the shots!

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So, my friend, dive deep into East-Providence. Explore those offbeat streets, linger by the river, and let the city’s eccentric whispers guide ya. Just remember: "I hear it, I see it, and then the mind makes it real." Why so serious?! Enjoy the madness and mystique, and hey – maybe we can share a massage session sometime. Catch ya later!

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