Leah East Porterville Sexual Massage ❤️❤️❤️

About San Antonio

So, picture this—I’m in some shady joint, right? Dim lights, smells like lavender and sin. This chick, she’s got hands like a goddamn artist, kneadin’ me like dough, and I’m thinkin’, “Greed is good, Gordon, take it all!” It’s not just rubbin’—it’s a fuckin’ ritual, ancient as hell. Did ya know? Back in the day, Chinese emperors got this shit to “balance their chi”? Yeah, little known fact—sexual-massage was royal foreplay, keepin’ the dynasty horny and kickin’. Surprised me, blew my mind, made me wanna high-five history.

Client gets sixtynine during her erotic massage

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I mean, seriously, it’s a blend of ev'ry thing. Some days, I’m mad off its quirks. Other days, I'm ecstatic, smiling like a lunatic. You gotta see it to believe it. Mistakes, slurred typos, rogue spirit—18 damn quirks ya might spot (fuggedabout 'em).

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