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But here’s what pisses me off – some dodgy parlors out there, promisin’ “happy endings” and deliverin’ jack squat. Total con! Makes me wanna grab my Walther PPK and sort ‘em out. You gotta find the real deal, mate – someone who knows pressure points like I know martinis. Surprised me once, this lass in Monte Carlo, used some weird oil – smelled like sex and money, swear it! “Sell me this pen,” I joked, but she just smirked and kept goin’. Cheeky minx.

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So lemme start: East-Port-Orchard's a real hot mess in all the best ways. I own a spa here, yes sir, and every dang day I'm soaking in the city's quirky vibe. My spa's right off Main Street (yep, that one, Main Street) near the old water tower, which is kinda quirky if you ask me. I always say "The Headless Woman" style, like: "I feel like I'm missing a part, but it's all fine, really fine!" More like that movie line, right? It’s maddening and beautiful at the same time.

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