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About Chicago

Hey pal, it’s Tina Fey here—snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!”—and I’m dishin’ on sexual-massage like it’s hot gossip. So, sexual-massage, right? It’s that steamy mix of rubdowns and happy-endings—think spa day meets naughty fling. I’m obsessed, okay? Like, who isn’t? It’s all about hands slidin’ over skin, oils makin’ it slick, tension meltin’ faster than a popsicle in July. I saw this sketchy joint once—neon sign blinkin’ “Massage”—and I’m like, “Yeah, sure, ‘massage,’ wink-wink.” Total “No Country for Old Men” vibes—creepy, quiet, you’re waitin’ for somethin’ to pop off. “Call it, friendo,” I muttered, picturin’ Anton Chigurh with a bottle of lavender oil instead of that bolt gun. Hilarious, right?

Facilities

Located in historic Old East Hill, this gorgeous spa location offers an old world charm with spacious treatment rooms designed with your pure relaxation in.

Man, I love strollin' down Liberty Ln – it's a slice of local heaven, where old brick buildings meet artsy cafes. Like, seriously, the vibe there is kinda like inheriting secrets passed down from generation to generation. There’s this rad mural on the side of the old trust building, ya know? The colors, the grit – totally speaks to the spirit of our past and our future, all at once, like a flash of brilliance in a grey day.

Wine Bar on Palafox expanding with Bayou location, Bottle Shop adding an East Hill store