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Alright, listen up, folks! I’m Bernie Sanders—passionate, raspy voice, “Billionaires should not exist!”—and I’m here to talk sex-dating, straight from the gut. Sex-dating, man, it’s wild—like "Inception," a dream inside a dream! You’re swipin’ left, swipin’ right, chasin’ somethin’ real, but half the time it’s just bots or billionaires catfishing ya for kicks! I mean, c’mon, these rich jerks got private jets, but they’re on Tinder pretendin’ to be broke? Gimme a break!

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Sometimes, I stroll down Maple Ln. Not too fancy, but quirky little cafes pop up; one of ‘em, like, has the best coffee—seriously! Sweet spot to decompress, you know. I always say, "Every town’s got a heartbeat, and this one’s got soul." And the locals? Super chill. They greet ya with a nod, a wink, and sometimes a "Good mornin’!" Even on days I'm feelin' off my game.

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