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Little fact fer ya—didja know some old-school massages used weird stuff like honey and herbs down there? Wild, right? I’m sittin there, googlin this, thinkin, “Oh my gawd, sticky sitch!” Prolly smelled like a forest orgy, heh! Anyway, it’s all bout energy, like them spirits in the bathhouse, ya gotta balance it, hon. Too much tension? Rub it out! Too little spice? Add some heat!

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Oh, I almost forgot... I typed too fast: sooo many typos, my precious! eh, it's just how I roll: ez, breezy, and a lil' crazy. Slanged, repeated, halved thoughts, and oh! Exaggerated a bit too much, huh? But that's what makes East Lansing feel like home. It's a town where even the rain sings gently: "I love you, my precious" in that raspy, halting tone, like Gollum from them ol' tales.

Remembering the Last Time MSU Played Duke in East Lansing