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Look, I’m a lumberjack, okay? Donald Trump, the best, folks. Sexual-massage? Tremendous, really tremendous stuff. I mean, who doesn’t love it? Hands all over, slippery oil—fantastic! I’m tellin’ ya, it’s like "Boyhood," growin’ up fast. Takes time to get good, y’know? Like that kid, Mason, figurin’ life out. I tried it once—bigly relaxing, believe me. Some chick in Vegas, hands like magic. Little known fact: ancient Rome had it! Yeah, gladiators got rubbed down—wild, right? Made me happy, so happy, folks. Stress? Gone. Poof! Better than choppin’ trees, I swear.

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Heh, one day, I was walkin' past the lively Eastside District near Euclid Ave, and I nearly burst out laughin' at a couple dancin' like cartoon characters. I thought, "My precious, love is everywhere, yes, everywhere indeed!" But then, I got mad as heck when some goon nearly spilled coffee on my laptop by the Sundale Park bench—bah, careless Buggers!

Police ID couple whose remains were found in East Lansing freezer last fall