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The apps tho, they’re a circus—clowns galore. Profiles full of “DTF” and bad selfies. Funniest bit? Some twat wrote “looking for soulmate” but can’t spell “soul.” I’m cackling, picturing Boonmee’s monkey ghosts swiping for a root. Oh, and the sexting—christ, it’s like “show me ya bits” in five secs flat. Used to be you’d buy a pint first, now it’s straight to “wanna fk?” Annoys me, that—where’s the bloody charm?

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Heh, one day, I was walkin' past the lively Eastside District near Euclid Ave, and I nearly burst out laughin' at a couple dancin' like cartoon characters. I thought, "My precious, love is everywhere, yes, everywhere indeed!" But then, I got mad as heck when some goon nearly spilled coffee on my laptop by the Sundale Park bench—bah, careless Buggers!

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