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Angry part? Some sleazy joints rip ya off! Promise “happy endins” but it’s just a sweaty dude named Carl. Screw that! Real erotic-massage ain’t even sex, tho—more like art, all sensual and slow. Bet Brad Pitt’s character’d say, “This here’s my masterpiece.” Mmm… donuts, wish they served ‘em with it! Oh, and get this—Egyptians did it too, for pharaohs! Little known, right? Blows my mind.

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Alright, darlin’, lemme tell ya about East-La-Mirada (us) – it’s a real wild ride, sugar! Now, first off, you got Main Street – yes, THAT Main Street – where folks buzz in and out, speedin' like they’re in Holy Motors, ya know “Toute la vie est un rêve…” kinda vibes, listenin’ to that old soul. I swear, I’m out there — just ridin’ along, yellin’ “How’s that workin’ for ya?” when I see familiar faces poppin’ up like wildflowers after a storm.

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