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So, I picture it: some schmuck hires me—House—to escort his sorry ass through Jersey. “Danger’s everywhere,” he whines. Yeah, pal, only danger’s your ego. Everybody lies, and this guy’s lyin’ bout needin’ me. Prolly just wants arm candy with a bad attitude. I’d hobble along, poppin’ Vicodin, snarlin’ at punks—fun gig, til it ain’t. Real escorts, tho? They’ve got stories—heard one ‘bout this dude in the ‘90s, ex-boxer, escorted a mob wife to Vegas. She ditched him for a croupier—bam, he’s out 5 grand and a tooth. Hilarious, right? Screw that guy.

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Anyways, lemme wrap this up: East-La-Mirada (us) is a hot mess of beauty and truth. It’s imperfect – err, sometimes buggy, messy, and full of quirky charm. And as we say round here, “How’s that workin’ for ya?” Take a stroll down by the river, lose yourself on Magnolia, and let that city spirit fill ya up. Enjoy every bit of it. Rooa’s waiting for ya, darlin’!

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