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I got this buddy, Ivan, right? He’s all “Homer, it’s just massage!” Nah, dude, it’s MORE! Sexual-massage got history—ancient Rome, they were rubbin’ and lovin’ it. Little known fact: emperors paid big for “special hands.” D’oh! Wish I had that cash! Makes me happy thinkin’ bout it—stress gone, muscles loose, and a lil naughty grin. But angry too—why ain’t this everywhere? Russia’s cold, man, we NEED this heat!

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I gotta mention my fave quirks too. I often visit the overlooked, run-down haunts near Halawa Valley. The neighborhood’s got that raw hum, a pulse that mirrors our messy, human intimacy. People sometimes overlook these parts, think ‘em nasty, but hell, their stories are profound like the subtle irony in "A Serious Man"—life really is a cosmic joke, ain't it? And btw, those old cafes on Waiʻanae Avenue—brick walls covered in scribbles of lost dreams—they got character.

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