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About Phoenix

So, sexual-massage—basically hands-on heaven, yeah? Not your granny’s backrub, nope. It’s all about that slow tease, oils slicker than a politician’s grin. Little known fact: ancient China had this down—emperors got “happy endings” before it was trendy. Makes me happy thinkin’ how old-school horny dudes were. But modern spas? Pfft, half the time they’re judgy. “Ma’am, we don’t do THAT here!”—like, chill, Karen, I’m not askin’ for a felony.

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A former massage therapist accused of molesting seven clients has pleaded down to two charges of fourth-degree sexual assault and will likely avoid any jail.

I remember once. Bit of a rainy day. I’m walking down East Main near the old library (I think it’s called Haddam Public Library or sumthin’ catchier) and saw a group of teenagers hangin’ around, talkin’ revolutionary stuff. I nearly spilled my coffee; it was so unexpectedly raw, like a Wes Anderson climax! And I’m sittin’ there thinkin’, “man, this town surprises me everyday!” Crazy, right?

CT coffeehouse Two Wrasslin' Cats pivots to activism, becomes nonprofit for marginalized groups