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Hate tha fakes, tho—makes me hiss loud! Once got a “sensual” one—advert said “proffesional”—pfft, typo queen! Bloke’s hands like sandpaper, no oil, just scrubbin’—me’s ragin’! “This is your extraction,” he says—extraction of me patience, ya twit! Stomped out, swearin’, never again—well, maybe.

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So ya gotta know, each corner in East-Haddam’s got its own story, its own heartbeat, man. Whether you’re in a trance at Gillette Park, chattin’ up a storm on Main Street, or gazing at that sizzling river, it’s like you're in a perpetual state of quirky wonder – whimsical yet gnarly at times. I mean, sometimes the streets whisper secrets – like low-key misfits narrating their own fable.

Downed power lines cause outages and brush fire in Haddam