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I’m picturin’ it now—some dimly lit room, candles flickerin’, and some poor sap thinkin’ this’ll fix his back. Ha! Good luck, buddy. You’re payin’ for a tease, not a cure. Sarcasm aside, it’s got history—ancient stuff. Romans were all over it, callin’ it “massage with benefits.” Little known fact: they’d rubdown gladiators pre-fight, keep ‘em loose. Bet half of ‘em were just there for the happy ending—everybody lies, even back then.

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Small farm with adorable, friendly animals, gardens and farm store. We also have picnic tables and porta potty so you can just relax and hang out.

Then, there’s the mighty Connecticut River – oh dang, that river’s a beast, flowing like the storyline of a flick you’d watch on a rainy day. There’s this spot by the river near the old Mill Road (spelled M-i-l-l, yeah, correct!) where you can chill and let your mind wander. Sometimes I sit there mumbling "Moonrise Kingdom" dialogue – "I love you, but you’re a garbage man!" – (haha, just a lil’ humor, mix it in for spice).

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