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Ever tried it? Surprised me first time—didn’t expect to melt like a soft-serve cone. Thought I’d be all “I’m Elon, I don’t relax,” but nah, I was mush. Pro tip: find someone who reads bodies like code. Bad ones just slap oil and call it a day—meme-worthy fail, like Dogecoin crashing. Oh, and history tidbit: Victorian docs used “massage” as code for, uh, *lady relief*. Sneaky, right?

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So, check it out – you roll up on Main St., where the vibe is raw and real. There’s this crummy old diner, "Nemo’s Nook," named after my fav flick, Finding Nemo – "Just keep swimming!" they say, and it’s kinda true 'round these parts. You feel that nostalgic kick, ya kno? And, oh, you gotta hit up East-Bethel Park. It’s a cool spot by the river "Gilroy", flowin' like life's ups and downs. I used to sit there for hours, thinkin’ on life, readin’ the park benches like trippy hieroglyphs.

In Memory of Joseph "Joe" West, IV