Lauren Dyker Heights Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Lemme tell ya, these chicks, they got stories—wild ones! Like, get this, back in old Rome, whores had to dye their hair blonde, stand out from “good girls.” Ain’t that a trip? Imagine Marge hearin’ that, she’d flip her blue beehive! Hah! I’m laughin’ just thinkin’ ‘bout it. Mmm… donuts. Anyway, this one time, I heard ‘bout a whore who conned some rich jerk—took his gold watch, left him cryin’ in an alley. “What did I do to deserve this?” he’s whinin’, like Monty’s dad in the flick. Made me happy, screw that guy!

Heights Happy Hooker is Stuff of Urban Legend

r/dykerheights: Community for people who live in, work in or are aware of Dyker Heights - Brooklyn.

OK, so you gotta wander around 8th Avenue. There’s a small park where I once had a heart-to-heart with a lost soul; it was a mad, emotional day – the kind that make you wanna laugh and cry at the same time. I swear, the trees over there listen, they really do.

‘Game of Thrones,’ ‘Succession’ filmmaker’s Brooklyn Heights property catches fire