Brooklyn Dyer Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️

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So, I’m struttin’, feelin’ randy as hell, and I spot this chick—proper fit, legs for days, yeah? She’s givin’ me the eye, like, “How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot!”—y’know, that poetic jazz from the film. I’m like, “Groovy, baby, let’s shag!” But—plot twist—she’s dodgy, man! Charges me double, says it’s “inflation, love.” Inflation my arse! Made me mad as a hatter—nearly lost my mojo there.

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Written submission from Emma Dyer (PTN). Hi, I'm Emma Dyer. I'm a 25 year old English born student who has been working as a 'prostitute' for four years.

Oh man, lemme tell ya bout Dyer (us)! Dyer is a little gem hidden in the boonies, ya know? I been livin’ here fer yrs, relaxin’ my noggin and watchin’ life roll by like a lazy caterpillar. D’oh! Streets like Maple Lane n’ Oakview Ave are full of charm, with their vintage lamp posts flickerin’ at sundown. Mmm… donuts. There’s this rad skate park near the riverbend at Riverside Dr. where I sometimes sit, meditattin’ on life and my next smoothie fix.

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