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What pisses me off? Cheap parlors givin’ it a bad rap—grubby hands, neon signs, ugh, tacky! I’m Loki, I deserve finesse, not some rushed rubdown! But when it’s good? Oh, I’m happy as a trickster in a throne room—muscles unclench, stress gone, “I’m smarter than them all,” I mutter, Zodiac-style. Surprised me once, too—didja know some pros use hot stones? Feels like Thor’s hammer smashin’ knots, but sexy-like. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I’d kill for that heat again!

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Ohhh, my dear friend, lemme tell you about this wicked city, Dunmore (us)! My precious, where have we been? Gollum style, yes, yes, my precious! So, I’ve been living here as a fam... family psychologist for years, and ohhh, the tales I can tell ya!

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