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About Chicago

Me fave bit? How they’re sneaky clever. Like, in “Ten,” chick’s all, “I see through you,”—whores got that vibe! They read ya like a menu at the Krusty Krab. Bet they’d outsmart Plankton any day, haha! Oh, oh—didya know some whores in history ran spy gigs? True shiz! Passed secrets in corsets—corsets, matey! How cool’s that? Bet they’d giggle at me flippin’ patties, “Sponge, you’re too square!”

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I'll start to talk about topics no one is interested in. I'll do things to get people not to listen — that's an effective strategy.

I live here. It's a rad little town.

Insperity Invitational 2025: What it’s like to caddie for pro golfer Scott Dunlap