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So, I tried it once—D’oh!—total mess! Lady’s like, “Relax, Homer,” but I’m all tense, thinkin’ bout Marge catchin’ me. Felt like a freakin’ donut gettin’ glazed, ya know? Slippery as hell—oil everywhere! Little fact: they use weird stuff like almond oil, not even donut grease! Surprised me, man, thought it’d be all fake and porny, but nah, it’s legit chill. Got me happy—muscles all loose, like after a good nap. But then—D’oh!—she hits a knot, hurts like hell! “That’s a bingo!” I yell, straight outta Inglourious Basterds. She’s confused, I’m laughin’—classic me.

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There's cool corners too, like the old Mill Road hangout where locals meet, talk weird, and get inspired by the wind. I remember one time, sittin' there, thinking “A Serious Man” quotes, like, “The mystery, my precious, it deepens!” The whole vibe was so surreal.

HS Football Playoffs: The Woodlands Falls to Duncanville in the Regional Semifinals