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Alright, listen up, you degenerates! I’m sizin’ up this sex-dating mess like it’s a case on my docket. As a biz analyst, I see the stats—apps like Tinder, Bumble, they’re rakin’ in billions, hookin’ folks up faster than a rabbit on Red Bull. Sex-dating’s a freakin’ goldmine, okay? People swipin’ right, left, up their own asses, lookin’ for a quick bang or somethin’ stickier. Don’t pee on my leg and call it rain—I know half these profiles are fake as a three-dollar bill! Catfish city, population: you, if you ain’t careful.

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I’ve had my share of anger too. Like last week, some jerk cut in line at the local deli on Baker St., dishin’ out complaints like, “this is Dumbarton!” I lost it for a minute. But hey, it’s all part of this city’s charm. I remember thinking, “Fuck, why can’t we all be more chill?” That freakin’ movie speaks to that – life's messy, man.

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