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Okay, so escort—Ford Escort, right? Little-known tea: back in the ‘80s, this baby was EVERYWHERE. Like, your auntie’s neighbor’s cousin had one! Cheap, cute, zippy—perfect for haulin’ dreams. I saw one once, cherry red, and I swear, my heart went BOOM—like Amélie seein’ Nino! “Extraordinary things can happen!” I yelled in my head, prob’ly out loud too—y’all know I’m extra!

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I am a 47 year old MILF who really enjoys her job. I am fun and open minded and thinks everyone should have sexual satisfaction in their life.

Then there’s our so-called "Superior Suburb." Oh man, what a snoozefest! Expensive houses, manicured lawns, all polite smiles exuding bland perfection. But hey, even here, I get a kick. I throw the odd shameless remark—Tina Fey style—because, mate, you know, “I can see Russia from my house!” Honestly, it's like, these people need a good dose of snark.

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