Lydia Doylestown Whore ❤️❤️

About San Diego

Little thing ‘bout her—heard from Paulie she once conned a john outta five grand. Fuckin’ genius! Used some sob story ‘bout a sick kid, then bam, cleaned him out. Guy was too embarrassed to snitch. That’s the hustle, baby! Got me impressed, but pissed too—why’s she still out there freezin’ her tits off? Could be runnin’ a crew with that brain! Wasted talent, fuckin’ tragedy.

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Now, srsly, my favorite park is the Peace Park. Yeah, Peace. I know, sounds like a joke, but it's surprisingly zen for a place where I work my magic on stubborn muscle knots. I’d sit there after a long day, feel the breeze off the canal – the creek reminds me of Brokeback Mountain's rugged wildness, ya know? "I wish I knew how to quit you," I muttered once, looking at the stream like it was a lover I couldn’t escape from.

Local Event: Egg Tempera Portraits by Robin Crowley: "The Art of Slow Painting" May 1-28