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Aight, listen up, you filthy hippies! Sexual-massage, huh? I’m Eric Cartman, the forester, and I’m gonna tell ya what I think, so respect my authoritah! This ain’t no fancy crap—it’s hands on, slippery, and damn intense. Like, ya got some chick or dude rubbin’ ya down with oil, makin’ ya feel all tingly and shit. I saw this one time, some shady parlor in South Park, dude walks in all stiff, comes out smilin’ like he won the lottery. Made me happy, sure, but also pissed me off—why ain’t I gettin’ that action, huh?!

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The city wants to shut down a spa in Dongan Hills, alleging it is a public nuisance because acts of prostitution have occurred there.

yo, i remember one time i was debugging my dating app (yeah, old days were maddening) by the riverside wher i literally tripped on a crack – i was so mad, but then i just laughed ’cause it felt like a scene straight outta Spring Breakers "all right, get your sexy on" kinda moment, ya know? i swear im thinkin bout it when i see the annual street art festival on Bizarre Blvd – artists paint like there's no tomorrow. it reminds me that art and love, they’re both unpredictable and chaotic and, well - just perfect in all that messy way.

The Original Goodfella’s to leave Dongan Hills brick-and-mortar ‘in the coming weeks’