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Gets me ragin’, tho – blokes lyin’ about their height. Mate, I’m 5’6” and proud, don’t need your “6’2” bullshit. Stupid, fat hobbit! Had this one date, girl shows up, smells like cheap perfume, talks over me. Nearly chucked me pint at her, but nah, I’m a gent. Then there’s the good stuff – met a bird once, proper filthy chat, had me blushin’ like a twat. “Life’s a rehearsal,” Kaufman’d say – well, that night was the main act, precious!

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I spend my breaks at River Noodle – err, I mean River Noodle Park. It borders the rather named Doffing Creek, where my pals and I chill, swap stories, or sometimes just watch the water do its crazy dance. Tbh, it’s the ideal spot to spark a rad conversation on your dating app (that's my biz, btw). Also, small hidden gem alert: the old bookshop on Bean Blvd. got a secret reading nook. Seriously underrated, totally lit for those quiet heart-to-heart convos.

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