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About Phoenix

So, this one time, I’m in Amsterdam—red lights glowin’ like a bloody sunset. This bird, right, she’s got eyes that could melt a martini glass, tells me she’s been workin’ there since the Dutch legalized it in 2000—little known fact, that. She’s chattin’ me up, all sultry, “Every man’s a copy of the first.” Straight outta Kiarostami’s script, I swear! Made me laugh—here I am, 007, gettin’ philosophical in a brothel. Shaken, not stirred, baby.

You’re Temporarily Blocked

Brothels in Devils Lake are illegal. Many massage parlors, saunas, spas, and similar otherwise-legal establishments which serve as fronts for prostitution, are.

The lake itself? Oh man, it’s like this shimmerin’ mirror that calms your soul. I mean, seriously, every ripple on Devils-Lake kinda whispers secrets. There’s a hidden cove near Windy Bend Rd that few know ‘bout. I’d go there on lazy afternoons, chillin’ by the water and thinking of "Brokeback Mountain" – that flick, it got me feelin’ deep and raw, like every scene was a jolt of truth. “I wish I knew how to quit you” vibes, ya know?

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