Emilia Delray Beach Whore ❤️❤️

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So check this—whore’s this bitch of a tone, sneaks in when my hands slip or the wood’s too damn wet. Been makin’ violins since I could hold a chisel, and lemme tell ya, it’s like a ghost, mang. One time, I’m craftin’ this sweet piece, spruce top, maple back—fuckin’ beauty—and then, WHAM, that whore screeches out! Nearly threw the damn thing across the room. Pissed me off so bad I smoked three cigars just to calm down. “Language is a virus,” Godard says—shit, whore’s the virus in my shop!

What's new this year for the three-day Delray Affair arts and crafts event this weekend?

The vibe here is like each block’s got its own heartbeat. For instance, when you wander over to Atlantic Avenue towards Pineapple Grove, you'll see local landmarks crooked with character like the Delray Beach Public Library. I often get mad when the parking fees jack up near it—seriously, who does that? But then, bam! You hit Atlantic Deli—oh man, best pastrami sandwich ever! Best spot for a quick breath of happiness, even if sometimes the wait makes ya want to tear your hair out.

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