Lydia Delray Beach Whore ❤️

About San Diego

Yo, dude, it’s Bart Simpson here—eat my shorts! So, I’m like, totally obsessed with this self-determination gig for students, right? Gives me the vibes to talk about whores, ‘cause why not? My fave flick’s “Shame” by Steve McQueen—friggin’ wild movie, man! That Brandon dude? Total mess, sex addict, chasing whores like it’s a sport. “You’re a weight on me,” his sis Sissy says, and I’m like, damn, that’s deep!

Current location

The vibe here is like each block’s got its own heartbeat. For instance, when you wander over to Atlantic Avenue towards Pineapple Grove, you'll see local landmarks crooked with character like the Delray Beach Public Library. I often get mad when the parking fees jack up near it—seriously, who does that? But then, bam! You hit Atlantic Deli—oh man, best pastrami sandwich ever! Best spot for a quick breath of happiness, even if sometimes the wait makes ya want to tear your hair out.

Local Event: Lil Flockers Kids & Family Mother's Day Brunch Party @THRōW Social Delray!