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About San Jose

Yo, eat my shorts! So, this chick, right—whore—total mind-bender like *Inception*. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’, “Is this real or a dream?”—y’know, “We need to go deeper!” She’s out there, workin’ the streets, and I’m like, whoa, she’s got layers, man! Like Cobb stealin’ secrets, she’s got tricks up her sleeve. Heard she once conned some dude outta his whole paycheck—bam, just like that! Little known fact: she’s got this tat, “Dream Big,” on her ankle—ironic, huh?

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This whore is still my best friend. @misfit89 #sluttyways.

I gotta mention The Rusty Spigot Pub. Now, that place? Pure local legend. Its neon sign flickers like some bad mood. Inside, the regulars jabber like they’re auditioning for a bad sitcom. And let me tell ya, after a couple of pints, everyone's a philosopher—even if they’re just spinnin’ rubbish about life’s absurdity.

Franklin Delano Bouchard Obituary February 20, 2025