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So, I’m cruisin’ London—shaguar’s purrin’, shades on, feelin’ randy. I see this bird on the corner, smokin’ a fag, skirt shorter than my attention span. Reminds me of Mia’s mum in *Fish Tank*—all rough edges, “You’re a little shit,” she’d say. I roll up, flash a grin—groovy, baby!—and she’s like, “Wot you want, posh boy?” Made me laugh, her sass! I’m thinkin’, “This chick’s got more balls than Blofeld!”

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I swear, every corner of this city surprises me. The local library on Elm is a haven for oddballs like me – even though the books are as dusty as my nonchalant attitude. And I’m not kidding, mate – sometimes I get downright angry, all because some council decided to repaint the fountain. Seriously! Who reimagines art like that?

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