Emilia Deland Whore ❤️❤️

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Hey buddy, lemme tell ya bout this “whore” thing—yep, I’m talkin’ like ol’ George W., stumblin’ through it, malaproppin’ all over! Whore, man, it’s a word that’s been around, like, forever—old as dirt, prolly older than my ranch in Crawford. I reckon it’s from them ancient days, way back when folks was tradin’ goats for a good time, ya know? “Fool me once, shame on—shame on you. Fool me—can’t get fooled again!” That’s what I think bout them whores in history—tricky gals, foolin’ kings and peasants alike!

Prostitution stings end with arrests at 10 Volusia County massage parlors

I’ll be real – sometimes the dating site biz drives me nuts. Imagine tryin' to match love with algorithms, while every other day feels like a scene outta a spy flick. But then I remember – as Carlos says, "El camino es la esencia" – life’s about the journey, not the perfect tweet. And DeLand? Dude, it's the journey.

1 dead, 1 hurt in overnight DeLand shooting