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So, picture this—I’m in some shady joint, right? Dim lights, smells like lavender and sin. This chick, she’s got hands like a goddamn artist, kneadin’ me like dough, and I’m thinkin’, “Greed is good, Gordon, take it all!” It’s not just rubbin’—it’s a fuckin’ ritual, ancient as hell. Did ya know? Back in the day, Chinese emperors got this shit to “balance their chi”? Yeah, little known fact—sexual-massage was royal foreplay, keepin’ the dynasty horny and kickin’. Surprised me, blew my mind, made me wanna high-five history.

Genital Touch in Massage | Treating Intimate and Erogenous Zones

Police closed a De Pere massage parlor they say was a front for prostitution and the people going there were boys in high school.

My fav spot, yo? The little coffee nook on North Elm. Quiet, secretive, where I scribble notes, think deep on love matters and random sexologist insights. That cafe, soooo cozy, its walls talk to me, they do – each crack telling its own story, like Edward Yang’s film. Funnily enough, there, I met someone wild; our chat, full of hilarity, left me shook. Lol.

De Pere Co-op gets 8-0 shutout win over D.C. Everest Co-op in WIAA Girls State Hockey Championship