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About San Jose

So, sexual-massage, right, it’s like—hands everywhere, proper cheeky, kneadin’ ya like dough, but sexy dough, ya get me? I heard dis mad story, swear down, back in ancient China, emperors got dese massages from like, 10 girls at once, all oiled up—imagine dat, fam! 10! I’m like, “Is it ’cos I is black?”—nah, it’s cos I ain’t no emperor, rudeboy! Makes me vexed, tho—why ain’t I gettin’ dat treatment? Capitalist pigs hoggin’ all da good rubdowns, innit.

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Crazy fact: around the city, they have murals of old ships and futuristic robots, kinda blending seafaring legend with AI dreams—ripped straight outta my WALL-E monologues. Every time I pass by Ocean Drive (okay, not exactly Ocean Drive, but an equivalent local route with all the vibe), I think, “This is the future! We can build a better world, with massages and memes!” Yeah, memes and tech talk, baby.

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