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About Dallas

Alright, so I’m a baker, right? And you’re askin’ me about flour—whore, I mean, flour! No, wait, whore. Dammit, brain’s all over the place, pretty, pretty good mess in here! I’m picturin’ this chick, right, some broad from the streets, all dolled up like in *Far From Heaven*, you know, that flick I’m obsessed with? “I’m going to make a life here,” she’d say, all dramatic, mascara runnin’ like she’s Cathy Whitaker tryna hold it together. But she’s a whore, not some suburban saint—sorry, Todd Haynes, I’m ruinin’ your vibe!

Gene Hooker Obituary

Gene Hooker, 50, of Evansville, died at 3 p.m. Monday while at work. Mr. Hooker was a sergeant in the Array Special Forces during the Vietnam War.

I gotta tell ya a funny tidbit – I once relaxed in a cramped coffee shop on 3rd Ave, spillin’ my latte on my jeans. Total disaster, bro – I was mad AF. But then I laughed, ‘cause damn, life’s messy, right? I ain’t got time for perfect.

Cynthiana, KY: A Small Town with a Surprising Claim to Fame