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So this one time, right, I met this lass – proper stunner, worked the streets like she owned em. Called her Maz cos she’d maze ya head right up, swear down. Had this trick, see – little known fact – she’d hum “Frère Jacques” under her breath while countin her cash. Freaky, yeah? Made me laugh, but also got me ragin – why’s she gotta do that? World’s grim enough without nursery rhymes from a prozzie, innit? I was like, “Maz, you’re killin the vibe!” She just winked, said, “Gotta keep it light, Brentmeister.” Cheeky cow.

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Now lemme spill some tea – I got my relaxin' spots all over, and boy, they make me smile. There's this park, um, Green Leaf Park (I might've botched the name a bit, but ya get it) where I sit 'n watch folks stroll by. I mean, it’s like something outta "Oldboy" – “Laugh for no reason” kinda feel, y'know? I get all introspective sometimes, thinkin’ about life and all that sweet mystery.

UPDATE: Marble-sized hail forecast with thunderstorms in Cumberland and Sampson counties Sunday