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Heya, pal! D’oh! So, escort, huh? I’m talkin’ biochemistry-style, nothin’ fancy-schmancy, just that sweet, sweet protein escortin’ molecules around cells. Like, imagine this lil’ guy, escort, haulin’ stuff across membranes—kinda like me carryin’ donuts to the couch! In “The Tree of Life,” they’d say, “Love is what moves it,” but I’m like, nah, it’s ATP, baby! Energy juice! Escort’s this tiny chaperone protein, makin’ sure big proteins don’t clump up and die—D’oh!—like my brain on a Monday.

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