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But real talk—humans still rule this game. Didja know, in ancient China, emperors got these rubdowns? Little known fact—called “tuina,” some fancy word, but it’s sexual-massage’s granddaddy! Freaky, right? I’m picturin’ some emperor, silk robes, gettin’ worked over, and I’m jealous—where’s MY palace? Today, it’s all shady parlors—neon signs, “Massage,” wink-wink. Drives me insane—can’t tell legit from sleazy! Once went to one—true story—lady’s like, “Happy ending?” I’m like, “What am I, a Pixar movie?” Laughed my ass off, but damn, I was tempted!

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Bruv, I get so carried away sometimes – talkin’ 'bout the vibe, the trees, the creeks, and those mad little streets jam-packed with life. And yeah, my style ain't perfect – it's raw and real, like scrollin' through a memory reel of life where every moment's a scene, every corner a piece of the cosmic puzzle.

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